The Sexuality Poll

[Kamijo]

So you don't like everything that the world has put into what typical stubborn people have put into "what a man must be" cliché and therefore you're only attracted to girls?

What disgusts you is what is typically "boyish", but I don't believe in those borders of "acting" and "being" in a way that should be preset into a gender. I really aren't attracted to the typical boy either because of the clichés they have, but it has nothing to do with them being a boy, it's just that they just suck or something.

I wouldn't call you a lesbian, I would call you picky.

 

[boi de memoire]

I just remembered


Too Straight for The Gay Guy

Chilean parody for Queer Eye for The Straight Guy xD

 

[CharlesFilth]

So you don't like everything that the world has put into what typical stubborn people have put into "what a man must be" cliché and therefore you're only attracted to girls?

ARGH! The lack of sleep is eating my brains... Of course I forgot maybe one important detail. Of course I'm sexually attracted in girls... Just because they're girls... Ô_o Can't explain it. They are beautiful, sexy... I even like it when they're a bit bitchy!

I wouldn't call you a lesbian, I would call you picky.

Well... picky is a good word! *lol* But it just feels so completly wrong to say I was straight...

 

[Sousuke]

Without breasts and WITH everything else...
But there's this thing with men, called 'dominance'. It's just so natural that the guy is bigger than you, stronger than you. When you go on a date he pays (it's nice of course but makes me feel bad), he picks you up by car. He protects you, he is dominating. And this natural behaviour disgusts me.

Guys are nothing but human dildos and should be used as such. I pretty much agree with everybody you said about guys. Although I do like the idea being dominated by pretty girls with strap ons.

 

[CharlesFilth]

Guys are nothing but human dildos and should be used as such. I pretty much agree with everybody you said about guys. Although I do like the idea being dominated by pretty girls with strap ons.

Agree.
Like I said. From time to time... I need someone to dominate me. Just because I say the person should dominate me.... So... pretty girls with strap ons....

 

[Elec]

Guys are nothing but human dildos and should be used as such.

I don't care if you're joking or not, but this is retarded.

 

[Kamijo]

Not only is this seconded, but it's seconded. This is a close minded thought, it is mean, uncalled for and probably the rudest thing that's ever been said to me or humans in general.

 

[Halvorc]

Don't feed the troll.

 

[Sousuke]

Whoa..relax people we was just having a little joke about men. Calm down. I apologize I didn't mean to upset some of our male populus. I was thinking people everyone would realize it was a joke. Apparently that wasn't the case.

EDIT:
Wait you know I just realized a lot of these jokes I make around my female friends. I guess since she was a girl I thought it was kinda funny, and I still do. Sorry I forgot there their were guy members on here too. So sorry. >_>

 

[CharlesFilth]

Somehow I feel like apologising, too. Yes, maybe it was kinda rude. But I don't think that anyone here wanted to insult anyone else. But humor is something everyone takes differently.
And that really wasn't what I meant with my first post. The joke was just a funny way to interprete it, though. Sorry, I like dirty, retarded and utterly crude jokes...
Just no fights here... *waves peace flag*

 

[Eville Von Random]

Straight female who likes androgyny and crossdressing.

 

[boi de memoire]

Whoa..relax people we was just having a little joke about men. Calm down. I apologize I didn't mean to upset some of our male populus. I was thinking people everyone would realize it was a joke. Apparently that wasn't the case.

EDIT:
Wait you know I just realized a lot of these jokes I make around my female friends. I guess since she was a girl I thought it was kinda funny, and I still do. Sorry I forgot there their were guy members on here too. So sorry. >_>

it was clearly a joke in your post which I read after reading Elec's quote, so at first I felt really offended lol xD

 

[Miz]

Hey calm down people. We all know that America is the amazon!

Really, though, some things aren't worth a million man march.

 

[rizumu]

Whoa..relax people we was just having a little joke about men. Calm down. I apologize I didn't mean to upset some of our male populus. I was thinking people everyone would realize it was a joke. Apparently that wasn't the case.

EDIT:
Wait you know I just realized a lot of these jokes I make around my female friends. I guess since she was a girl I thought it was kinda funny, and I still do. Sorry I forgot there their were guy members on here too. So sorry. >_>

it was clearly a joke in your post which I read after reading Elec's quote, so at first I felt really offended lol xD

Just cause it's "clearly a joke" doesn't mean it's not in bad taste or fucked up.

 

[boi de memoire]

Whoa..relax people we was just having a little joke about men. Calm down. I apologize I didn't mean to upset some of our male populus. I was thinking people everyone would realize it was a joke. Apparently that wasn't the case.

EDIT:
Wait you know I just realized a lot of these jokes I make around my female friends. I guess since she was a girl I thought it was kinda funny, and I still do. Sorry I forgot there their were guy members on here too. So sorry. >_>

it was clearly a joke in your post which I read after reading Elec's quote, so at first I felt really offended lol xD

Just cause it's "clearly a joke" doesn't mean it's not in bad taste or fucked up.

this is going to sound bad, and people will hate me...... but people from the US, and other places lol, think about things way too much and make them quite worse in their own heads

=S..... you should like ... err.... relax? xD



and ok, sorry if I offended anyone, and also this is not worth continuing, if you want ot say something, PM xD

 

[MiniKitty]

personally i didn't think it was that bad. /offensive.


then again. i am a girl. XD

but im sure if someone made some remark and women we wouldn't care as much.


or maybe im just too passive. XD

 

[navate]

Regardless, crude jokes have no place here. This thread is a touchy subject since it deals with sexuality, but keep it clean yo.

 

[faith]

I hear people say things like that about women all the time?

I'm not offended and took it as a joke (but then I'm a girl).

I agree with CharlesFilth partually though.
For me physical and mental are one and the same, and how I think of someone in terms of mental connection and power COMPLETELY determines how I see them physically, so my sexuality is pretty fluxuating.

Men and women are just too different to be good together I think at the moment.

 

[Elec]

this is going to sound bad, and people will hate me...... but people from the US, and other places lol, think about things way too much and make them quite worse in their own heads

Chileans can't balance on their left feet, don't hate me!

Honestly, it's not about the crudeness of the joke, it's about how demeaning it is to men, ALL men. And try not to give the "men say it about women!" because I've been a damn good little boy.

 

[Iskanderia]

=S..... you should like ... err.... relax? xD

Agreed. I predict that the world would be a much happier place if people could just learn to relax and stop being so hurt and offended by simple words.

I'm not pointing a finger at anyone with this comment because I'm just as capable as anyone of being riled up by something said by a stranger on the internet or in real life. What keeps me sane though is that I try to keep in mind that it doesn't really matter at all in the broad scheme of things what a person has said but rather what they have done.*

So, making a stupid joke about men being nothing but human dildoes might be tasteless, but no harm has really been done to anyone, has it? If that person did actually treat men like sex toys though, this might be something worth getting upset over, but otherwise I can't find it in me to be mad about someone just talking about it.

Of course, this is just my opinion and how I manage to make it through life. I'm not saying that if you don't feel the same way that you're an idiot.

*Obviously there are times though when words alone can be damaging in their own way. Hitler's speeches against the Jews, for example, were damaging because they went beyond being just empty words by illiciting anti-semitic behavior in the German populace. Fortunately for all of us, most people we talk to don't have this kind of power

Chileans can't balance on their left feet, don't hate me!

I have also heard that, in place of brains, they have tiny gnomes that live inside their heads and that they poop rainbows once every 7 years.