Well for the ULTIMATE in post-mortal accomodations, you can get our deluxe " 'Abandoned' Mausoleum" plan! We have a full assortment of cobwebs, mosses, and lichens to choose from, and our specially trained staff of grizzled old-timers will regale passers-by with eerie tales of unexplained goings-on in the vicinity!Iskanderia wrote:When my father-in-law died recently, my mother-in-law insisted on getting the most expensive casket they had ($15,000), the most expensive plot in the nicest cemetery in the area ($10,000) and a $5000 headstone, because she said "he's worth it."
OMG the old timers XDDDD *remembers Willie opening Barnabas' tomb and the old man*flowersofnight wrote:Well for the ULTIMATE in post-mortal accomodations, you can get our deluxe " 'Abandoned' Mausoleum" plan! We have a full assortment of cobwebs, mosses, and lichens to choose from, and our specially trained staff of grizzled old-timers will regale passers-by with eerie tales of unexplained goings-on in the vicinity!Iskanderia wrote:When my father-in-law died recently, my mother-in-law insisted on getting the most expensive casket they had ($15,000), the most expensive plot in the nicest cemetery in the area ($10,000) and a $5000 headstone, because she said "he's worth it."
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flowersofnight wrote:Well for the ULTIMATE in post-mortal accomodations, you can get our deluxe " 'Abandoned' Mausoleum" plan! We have a full assortment of cobwebs, mosses, and lichens to choose from, and our specially trained staff of grizzled old-timers will regale passers-by with eerie tales of unexplained goings-on in the vicinity!Iskanderia wrote:When my father-in-law died recently, my mother-in-law insisted on getting the most expensive casket they had ($15,000), the most expensive plot in the nicest cemetery in the area ($10,000) and a $5000 headstone, because she said "he's worth it."
Prices available on request.
I'll take it!flowersofnight wrote:Well for the ULTIMATE in post-mortal accomodations, you can get our deluxe " 'Abandoned' Mausoleum" plan! We have a full assortment of cobwebs, mosses, and lichens to choose from, and our specially trained staff of grizzled old-timers will regale passers-by with eerie tales of unexplained goings-on in the vicinity!Iskanderia wrote:When my father-in-law died recently, my mother-in-law insisted on getting the most expensive casket they had ($15,000), the most expensive plot in the nicest cemetery in the area ($10,000) and a $5000 headstone, because she said "he's worth it."
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I don't get this. How is slowly being eaten by worms or being burned into cinders any more dignified?Berserk wrote:I know donating yourself is a good thing to do and can save lives, but there's this little superstitious part of me that feels desecrated by the thought somehow.
There's something wholesome about returning to the soil, okay? It's playing your part in the circle of lifenavate wrote:I don't get this. How is slowly being eaten by worms or being burned into cinders any more dignified?Berserk wrote:I know donating yourself is a good thing to do and can save lives, but there's this little superstitious part of me that feels desecrated by the thought somehow.
I know that's true, I guess I'm just not so pragmatic about things XDnavate wrote:I'm donating everything. Dead is dead.