The Gackt Thread II

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I hope he doesn't scream while playing poker like that one time where he exploded while playing billiards on TV.

Either way I don't think I'd ever play poker with GACKT. Sounds like a miserable idea.
 

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I hope he doesn't scream while playing poker like that one time where he exploded while playing billiards on TV.
You can't just drop that here without a link :lol:
 

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Well...
also looking at the titles of the recommendations and really not willing to see any of them.
Don't worry, I'll do it for you ::meev::

Skip to 4:23 and he talks about his days in Malice Mizer, and what the other members told him about the life.
 

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Well shit. Now I'm 5x more terrified to visit Japan. Whatever "ugly-American" social faux pas I will undoubtedly commit on my outings, there'll be Gackt patrolling outside my hotel at 11pm wielding a 2x4 with a rusty nail in it.
 

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Well shit. Now I'm 5x more terrified to visit Japan. Whatever "ugly-American" social faux pas I will undoubtedly commit on my outings, there'll be Gackt patrolling outside my hotel at 11pm wielding a 2x4 with a rusty nail in it.
These days he'll just be waiting for you with a 20 pound medicine ball ...
 

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A few of my recent faves from Gucko:

*All these proverbs are typed up by the man himself in the Eigo tongue"

"Push it until you can’t push it anymore. You’ll definitely get results."

"If I don’t show my juniors how I do things first, they won’t follow me.
That’s a fact."

"Somehow I finished the show safely."

"If you understand the concept of a strike, it doesn't matter whether you wear gloves or not. You like to be struck, don’t you?"

"you gotta do it at least 10,000 times first. That's what perfection means."

" I have just became an executive organizer of the Japan Grown Diamond Association. From now on, I’ll be creating a new market value for these lab-grown diamonds." (Smells like bananas)

" Though they look the same, punching and thrusting are two completely different things. However, the destination and target are the same. Only the route is different."
 

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his... his... juniors? so he has like, younger people he gives lessons on life to?
Sure! Most of them are young male Malaysian backup dancers.
... and at least one was a Youtube girl ::gaku::
 

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you gotta do it at least 10,000 times first. That's what perfection means.
Does he mean that 10000 hour rule thing? For becoming an expert at something? If he's going to give his dear fangirls some Top Class life advice via instagram workout posts, he might as well get it right ::gaku::
 

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Well...
also looking at the titles of the recommendations and really not willing to see any of them.
Haha. Look at Matsumoto's face after Gackt's fail.
It looks like he's trying his best not to totally crack up at Gackt.

Also, I'm pretty surprised that Gackt let such a fail happen. I was expecting the producers to hire some people under the table and move Gackt's ball with magnets or something.


That Fuck Squad video is pretty interesting.
There's still groups out there who try to bang VK band members (don't they even have their own forums and stuff?), but I think musicians are more careful these days because of the internet and every phone having a camera and stuff. Dir En Grey's Kyo would probably be in jail if all of his and his friends actions were captured during their heyday.
 
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Haha. Look at Matsumoto's face after Gackt's fail.
It looks like he's trying his best not to totally crack up at Gackt.

Also, I'm pretty surprised that Gackt let such a fail happen. I was expecting the producers to hire some people under the table and move Gackt's ball with magnets or something.


That Fuck Squad video is pretty interesting.
There's still groups out there who try to bang VK band members (don't they even have their own forums and stuff?), but I think musicians are more careful these days because of the internet and every phone having a camera and stuff. Dir En Grey's Kyo would probably be in jail if all of his and his friends actions were captured during their heyday.

You check their bags, take their phones,
And then you have no worries about tanuki.
In that sense more careful.
But *mitsuge* and *makura eigyou* are stronger than ever in the scene here.
 

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BREAKING SPINDLE NEWS
https://spindle.zone/category/detail/237
You'll soon be able to trade gold via the blockchain on Zeta ::gaku:: They'll have a new coin called BTN which will supposedly be redeemable for gold.
Would anyone be surprised to hear that this didn't happen? ::meev:: The supposed release date for BTN was yesterday (September 1) but there's been complete radio silence on social media, and none of the crypto price trackers have an entry for a new BTN coin. I think Gacktcoin might be dead...
... but I'm driving a stake through the heart and stuffing the mouth with garlic just in case XD
 

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In other news...
GACKTjob is now a thing. The Guck is hosting auditions open to the general public for his 2020 tour next year.

Anyone fancy a gym session with Le Ciel himself?

And he has officially entered the world of gaming with his appearance as a character voice card in PUBG!

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Anyone fancy a gym session with Le Ciel himself?
Dyin' here :lol:

But how could you neglect the most hilarious news of all? Gackt released a book... about business!
https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4861133777
Or, "Winning, Gackt-Style". The cover reads:

WINNING, GACKT-STYLE
Why is Gackt so rich?

Thinking, persevering, lifestyle, thoroughgoing stoicism.
[Connections] [Personal Life] [Dining] [Taste] [Reputation] [Brand] [Self]

MONETIZE every aspect of your life
The GACKT way to win at life

I wonder if there's a chapter about bitcoin ::meev::
 

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Közi should sue for Grunck's use of "khaos".
Surprisingly it seems to be a fairly commonly used word.
Top result on Amazon JP is:
KHAOS - a love supplement for women ::gaku::
 
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