Well, you'll all be completely indifferent to know that I finally caught a Lugia today
After the PoGo raid, I was walking back to my flat with a fellow player when this drunk lady comes up to us and starts rambling.
It went something like this:
To me:
"You're so beautiful. Your outfit is lovely and you have a figure to die for.
But your hairstyle isn't that great. Your purse doesn't work either."
*turns to other player*
"And you, you're...uh..."
*turns back to me*
"But really you're SO BEAUTIFUL."
Then she started talking about Antarctica, bolar bears, and the fire in Portugal. And crying.
Then she asked for money.
After she left, I cracked up. Fellow player isn't bad looking. He has a pretty good style too.
I dunno if it was premeditated to beg for money, or if the idea just came into her head as an afterthought.
But it was absolutely hillarious so I gave her a euro.
Next time I see him, I'll offer to lend him a couple outfits so he can be pretty too (we're about the same size).